Weirdest dream ever?

Anyone wanna discuss the weirdest dream ever? o_O

I don't dream often, it's usual nightmares and stuff. But when I do dream, lately, it's always travelling somewhere. Weirdest dream I've had though was of talking teddy bears.. / blame Supernatural. o-o

[Not bringing all of those posts here.. just continue on.]

Weirdest dream, huh? Ooohh..

I guess my weirdest dream I had when I was seven years old.

My older sister had a friend named Taylor.

In this dream, I was in my PJ's, in a long hallway stretch that was all techy-style.

Taylor was coming up behind me as I was running away.

He poked my back, and I apparently turned into a vampire.

Then he raced outside to a HUGE mushroom.

My mother was sitting on the mushroom, bragging about how vampires didn't scare her.

I came running out, crying, screaming to her that Taylor was a vampire.

Then Taylor drops to his knees next the this gigantic mushroom and starts having a body spasm...

Next thing I know, a white, see-through copy of my mother floated up into the sky... o-e

The end...

Weirdest Dream: My brother tried to eat me.

~the end~

Your brother tried to eat you? o_O